“As heard…” is going to be a new segment, hopefully daily, of statements and snippets I hear out while out and about that strike me as funny.  Most, if not all, of these statements will be intentionally be taken out of context – that’s what makes them funny.

So here it goes…

As heard… at the gym: dude, I need my balls

Thanks to my personal trainer Brandon Washington for that one.

Most of the “As heard…”s will be anonymous, but he really wanted to take credit for that one…